intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me


Things that say a lot about people:

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • how they treat their parents 

(Source: younghabitats)

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

gay update: still gay

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

kimchi-kimi:

actual conversation
life-is-a-very-big-joke:

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty f***ing hard but why not.

1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical works
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

purr-purrr:

ssj-potato:

purr-purrr:

My pussy is winking at chu suckas

my dad just saw this on my computer screen. RIP me, goodbye.

Uh-oh

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon)