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bee. 27. they/he.

9/18/15 💉

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aarghblr:

reh-hateshumans:

me flirting: oh fuck, your spiral horns are wicked and would be excellent for grabbing during carnal pleasures

this is so real and transgender actually

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ulibeanz:

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

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verdantry:

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

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samgiddings:

“understand the palm of my hand, bitch” is such a raw line you’d think it came from shakespeare but it’s actually from the 2015 PlayStation 4 exclusive Until Dawn

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1988-fiend: “”

1988-fiend:

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benchowmein: “thinkin bout…salmon ”

benchowmein:

thinkin bout…salmon

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anxietyproblem:

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teathattast:

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sprimkle

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stream:

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

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viciousboobielicious:

assbutt-still-in-hell:

satanicmoronpickle:

nunyabizni:

I just died, this killed me

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

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haidaspicciare: “ Sarah Jessica Parker, “Hocus Pocus” (Kenny Ortega, 1993). ”

haidaspicciare:

Sarah Jessica Parker, “Hocus Pocus” (Kenny Ortega, 1993).

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crossedquills:

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

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